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Maybe you're stuck in the hospital for a little while and want to cheer some people up? My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree. Is that a Doctor pick up lines handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Are you a pulmonary embolism? Do you have an inhaler? I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up. Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins? Does your left eye hurt?

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Because you've been looking right all day. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

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Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA! Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor? When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

I have my own multi-positional bed! I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make me vasodilate!

I can find every pulse in your body! They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

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Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum? If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth? We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.

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