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Dating website lingo

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In an age of dating apps, read receipts and socially acceptable stalking, a whole new confusing lingo has emerged. But what about ghostbusting, when you force them to reply? Or the Dickensian Marleyingwhen an ex gets in touch with you at Christmas out of nowhere?

The general consensus on how to Casper someone is saying something nice before blaming your lack of compatibility. Sunday evening is said to be one of the busiest times of the week on dating apps.

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One female friend told me how every Dating website lingo she receives a deluge of messages from lonely men. Like a knot of toads, they create a late-night chorus of their favourite opening refrains: First you Google their name, then scale the results without the safety net of an undo button to save you.

For even if you unlike their graduation photo from 10 years ago, they still get the notification. Your finger has to tap and scroll with absolute precision.

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It dangles over the screen like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, every heart and thumbs up another potential tripwire. Possibly one of the worst legal things you can do online. It comes in various forms.

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You may accidentally like one of their Instagram photos during a deep scroll. Alternatively, you could forget to go incognito before going on their LinkedIn. I was just trying to go back on her Instagram and I ended up printing her story.

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It never takes long for a cryptomancer to reveal themselves. See where this is going?

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They can then tap on their choice with minimum awkwardness. Order by newest oldest recommendations. Show 25 25 50 All. Threads collapsed expanded unthreaded. Loading comments… Trouble loading?

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