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Sign in with Facebook Other Sign in options. This house is a fucking prison! In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks! Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.

She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner. Shut the fuck up! Why are you so sweaty? I was watching Cops. You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. You're not a doctor I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and Curve game meme dating a retarded girl the shit out of you!

I'm not gonna call him Dad. Brennan, you're 39 years old.

I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad. Even if there's a fire! I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself. I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and I just figure it out. Is this Good Will Hunting?

It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

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My best friend is Ben Affleck Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother.

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Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?

If you lick my butt hole. I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad. I hate you too. And this house sucks ass. Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime. You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded. I'm a curly-headed fuck? You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs. I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.

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I want you out of my fucking house! This is my house now. On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to. If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with? Did we just become best friends?

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Do you wanna do karate in the garage? Robert better not get in my face Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends.

Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale. I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean. I'm just saying, you need to think about your options. I know you two are technically married but that does not mean that they have to live here. Dale, I think it's time for a change. For both of us. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk Curve game meme dating a retarded girl pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.

That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

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