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By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. A website by Thought. What time of day was Adam created? Just a little before Eve. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
He was first in the human race.
Why are atoms Catholic? Because they have mass. Because Noah was always standing on the deck 5. He only had two worms. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam? Nope — just an apple. Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible? He thought he saw a job. Does God love everyone? They create many jams.
He just knew there was something fishy about it. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Mosquitoes come close, though. What kind of car does Jesus typically drive? Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason. What excuse did Adam give his children about why he no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home! Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker the Bible?
He broke all 10 commandments at once. Who was the first tennis player in the bible? Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David — he rocked Goliath to a very deep Funny christian jokes about love How do groups of angels greet each other? Who was the greatest moneyman in the Bible? He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. What do we have that Adam never had?
On the side of his head. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? How does Moses make his coffee? Who do mice pray to? How do you make Holy Water? You take some regular Funny christian jokes about love and boil the devil out of it. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. Why did God create man before woman? Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? They were using fowl language.
The Bible says the disciples were all of one Accord. Same reason we
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What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Did you hear about the service they have for atheists now? You dial the number and it rings and rings but nobody answers Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
He knew a Lot. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?