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Sign in with Facebook Other Sign in options. And by the way, Miss Sugarbaker, I just want you to know we were all absolutely devastated over your husband's untimely death.

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Well, I'm not sure how untimely it was, he was 76! Anyway, Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting no reason to be sad. He lived a wonderful life and never suffered unless I wanted him to. Oh by the way, I had to let the air out of somebody's tire, he was parking in Ray's old spot. Now, it was a blue Chevrolet with a little handicapped sticker in the back.

If anyone calls about it, you tell them not to park there again, that's our spot. You let the air out of "Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting" handicapped person's tire?

You know, they have thier own parking spaces now, so they certainly don't have any Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting pulling into dead people's spots! Somebody from the White House called and said the President wants you to go jogging with him. I can't go, I don't jog. Because I'm very voluptuous! I mean, there's enough stuff going on just when I walk. If you go on Crossfire and they're gonna start asking you those questions like, oh - do you pay social security taxes on your maid?

Well, I just pay her cash. What she does with it is her own business. Now that's gonna be in every paper in the country!

Sapphire will tear you apart. I don't think so, I don't think she even takes the paper. Who are you talking about?

I'm talking about my maid, Sapphire. Oh, I'm talking about Bill Sapphire, the Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting. You have a black maid named Sapphire? Are you aware that that is a racial stereotype, like Amos 'n Andy? Look, I can't help what it is. Sapphire's her damned name and she's too old to change it now! We've got to return that "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" tape.

We were looking at that the other night and that Jimmy Stewart is just as cute as a button! Obviously you don't know that he Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting to whip those boys of his unmercifully. I thought that was Bing Crosby. Oh then - oh, it was Jimmy Stewart that did not have any friends. Or maybe that was Martha Stewart. Yes sir, maybe that was Martha Washington!

She was a lesbian, right? Have you ever heard of The Donner Party? It doesn't mean I wasn't invited though, I get lots of invitations. And don't forget, Penthouse wants to know if she has any wedding night videos.

Well, I'm sorry but I just don't see what the big deal is. I mean, it's not like I went out and whacked some ice skater on the knee! I thought being rich was the American dream, you know, something to aspire to. My goodness, rich people are the ones who built this country! At least they built most of the really nice stores. Now I've been told that Washington is a place where you have to fit in. Well, I'm a person who likes to stand out. Smith came to Washington today, you people would beat the hell out of him!

I just wanted you to know I think you're wonderful. And I know it isn't true, but if you were a lesbian, I'd be proud to be your lover - and Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting not "Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting" gay!

Well, that's enough of that kinda talk! My five husbands left me plenty of money! And I'm sure I'll marry again.

Or as my grandmother used to say, "Honey, if you ever need a million dollars, just remember, you're sitting on it!

I've gotta find somebody to do my makeup and hair. I sure don't want that two-dollar guy Ross Perot uses. Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting always braggin' about the price; he looks like a damn leprechaun! This is not scandal! I mean, look at that Prince Charles over in England.

Now, I'm sorry but I think what he said is a whole lot worse than what I said! What are you talking about? I'm just making a comparison, Natty. The man apparently told that Camilla Parker whatshername that he wants to be a tampon. Now I'm sorry, but I think once you've said something like that, you give up your right to be the King of England!

Suzanne, you know since coming here you have, hmmm Now, while it is true that you did not express a desire to be a tampon, I fail to see how that's a cause for rejoicing or a negation of your other comments.

Now I've said a lot of things this week Suzanne sugarbaker homosexual parenting are politically incorrect, but then so am I. My maid is black, my daughter's adopted, my brother's retarded and I myself am five-times married, fat, not zaftig, big-mouthed, Southern and rich! Newly rich which, if you ask me, is the best kind to be because it means you earned it yourself. Find showtimes, watch trailers, browse photos, track your Watchlist and rate your favorite movies and TV shows on your phone or tablet!

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